Knock Knock
What makes a good 'Knock Knock' joke?
Give me a good 'Knock Knock' joke in the comments and try these ones out on people at home. Which one makes them laugh the most? The last one's my favourite.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
'scold outside let me in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell - that's why I knocked
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
My key won't fit in the keyhole.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell -it's broken.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not 'who'.
Knock,knock. Who's there?
ReplyDeleteHatch. Hatch who?
Bless you!
Those are quite funny! The second one is my favourite.
ReplyDeleteI have a knock knock joke but it isn't that good.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind it's pointless!
That's a very clever one Izzy - I'm going to remember that one, By the way, what do mean 'quite' funny? My jokes are hilarious!!!
DeleteKnock, knock, who's there, Butter, Butter who, Butter open the door it's getting toasty out here! Jayden
ReplyDeleteA classic Jayden - keep 'em coming! These are making me chuckle.
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